Me, holding up a tiny pair of thong underwear at Rue 21: oh my god....what is this?
Me, fumbling it around looking for wearable parts: who wears this? What does it cover? Why is it so shiny.....oh look! It's an eyepatch! Yar! (and yes, I did put the teensy, tiny triangle to my eye)
Teenager bursts out laughing, and we continue to ravage the underwear bins, looking for undies that are more than a wink and a promise....